This IS the Polite Version Tee

2026-01-31T23:02:13-05:00

This one doesn’t whisper. It doesn’t hedge. It doesn’t ask for a footnote.

Wrapped in ornate, old-world typography and dressed up like a relic from a more “civil” age, this shirt does what power hates most: it says the quiet part out loud—and makes it look timeless. The contrast is the point. Gilded letters. Decorative flourishes. Absolute refusal.

You wear it when decorum is used as a weapon.

You wear it when clarity matters more than comfort.

You wear it because sometimes the most disruptive thing you can do is be unmistakably clear.

No euphemisms. No winks. No apologies.

Just a statement that’s been waiting patiently for its frame.