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Blowin' Bubba Bubbles Tee

Precision satire rendered in archival typography.
A wearable citation against unchecked power.

$33.00 USD
ColorWhite

Printed to order. Ships in 3–5 business days.

Easy replacements for defects.

Behind closed doors.
Behind velvet curtains.
In full view of everyone who’s pretending not to look.

Blowin’ Bubba Bubbles isn’t subtle—and it isn’t supposed to be.

This piece stages power exactly where it’s always lived: in private rooms dressed up as respectability. The drapery is regal. The bed is indulgent. The bubbles are glossy, pastel, and absurd—floating symbols of denial, distraction, and complicity.

Everyone’s present.
No one’s surprised.

The bubbles drift upward while accountability sinks into the mattress. The scene isn’t scandal—it’s routine. This is how influence circulates when decorum replaces consequences and silence becomes the most valuable currency in the room.

Worn openly, this shirt is confrontation.
Covered with a jacket, it’s armor—kept close, revealed when you decide the moment deserves discomfort.

This isn’t about shock value.
It’s about recognition.

Because corruption doesn’t always shout.
Sometimes it lounges, giggles, and blows bubbles while the adults in the room look away.

This shirt doesn’t accuse anyone by name.
It doesn’t have to.

Make. Good. Trouble.

Wear it when you want to remind people that history doesn’t just happen on podiums—it happens in bedrooms, boardrooms, and anywhere power assumes it won’t be questioned.

    Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; Ash color is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.

    Size guide

      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
    A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 85 88.8
    B) Width (cm) -0.2 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162.6
    B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81.3


      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
    A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.5 35
    B) Width (inches) -0.1 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 64
    B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 32


    Care Instructions

    General A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets
    Wash Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print
    Dry Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash
    Store Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors.

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