Every strongman starts with a podium.
Every collapse starts with a crowd willing to clap.

Il Douché strips the pageantry down to its bones—salutes without substance, rage without courage, ideology reduced to slogans cracked and hollow. The backdrop fractures because the ideas already did.

This isn’t power.
It’s noise pretending to be destiny.

The performance borrows symbols it doesn’t understand and volume it can’t sustain. The speech is loud. The promises are empty. The confidence is borrowed. And beneath it all is the same fragile hunger for applause.

This shirt is armor.

You wear it when authoritarian cosplay expects reverence.
You wear it when history is being plagiarized by people who never read the ending.
You wear it as a reminder that real strength doesn’t shout—it endures.

Satire isn’t disrespect.
It’s diagnosis.

Make. Good. Trouble.

Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; Ash color is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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