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The Art of the Heel Graphic Tee

Precision satire rendered in archival typography.
A wearable citation against unchecked power.

$33.00 USD
ColorWhite

Printed to order. Ships in 3–5 business days.

Easy replacements for defects.

The Art of the Heel
This isn’t business. It’s show business.
Bright lights, loud promises, and a deal that always lands on its feet—just not yours.
You wear it when applause replaces accountability.
You cover it when the house lights come up.
The act never changes. Only the crowd does.

Make. Good. Trouble.

    Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; Ash color is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.

    Size guide

      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
    A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 85 88.8
    B) Width (cm) -0.2 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162.6
    B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81.3


      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
    A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.5 35
    B) Width (inches) -0.1 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 64
    B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 32


    Care Instructions

    General A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets
    Wash Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print
    Dry Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash
    Store Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors.

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