The Decline Will Be Televised Tee
Precision satire rendered in archival typography.
A wearable citation against unchecked power.
Printed to order. Ships in 3–5 business days.
Easy replacements for defects.
Sit down.
Turn it on.
Watch it happen.
This shirt doesn’t predict the future.
It documents the present.
The Decline Will Be Televised turns the screen into a mirror—where collapse isn’t hidden, it’s scheduled. Broadcast in high definition. Sponsored. Framed as entertainment. The knobs still turn. The signal stays strong. The message degrades anyway.
This isn’t about nostalgia for a better era.
It’s about how decline becomes background noise.
Worn openly, it’s accusation.
Covered with a jacket, it’s armor—quiet, waiting, revealed only when the moment demands it. You control the signal.
The imagery matters: the old TV, the broken feed, the comfortable chair. This is what happens when outrage is consumed instead of acted on, when truth competes with spectacle, when the slow erosion of norms is packaged as programming.
No explosions required.
No coup montage.
Just the hum of inevitability.
This shirt doesn’t yell.
It lets the broadcast speak for itself.
Because the warning isn’t that no one told us.
It’s that everyone did.
Make. Good. Trouble.
Wear it when you want to remind the room:
If the decline is televised, silence is a choice—and changing the channel still counts as watching.
Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; Ash color is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 | |
| B) Width (cm) | -0.2 | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 | |
| B) Width (inches) | -0.1 | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |