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This is Me Not Engaging Tee

Precision satire rendered in archival typography.
A wearable citation against unchecked power.

$33.00 USD
ColorWhite

Printed to order. Ships in 3–5 business days.

Easy replacements for defects.

This isn’t loud. It’s deliberate.

Set in heirloom typography and wrapped in ornamental calm, ICE OUT says everything without raising its voice. It’s the posture you take when engagement is optional and indifference is strategic. The kind of message that doesn’t argue—it exits.

You wear it when you’re done explaining.

You wear it when access is revoked.

You wear it when silence does more damage than shouting.

Polite on the surface. Absolute underneath.

No slogans. No disclaimers. Just distance, beautifully rendered.

Make. Good. Trouble.

    Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; Ash color is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.

    Size guide

      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
    A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 85 88.8
    B) Width (cm) -0.2 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162.6
    B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81.3


      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
    A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.5 35
    B) Width (inches) -0.1 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 64
    B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 32


    Care Instructions

    General A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets
    Wash Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print
    Dry Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash
    Store Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors.

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