Zen in the Time of Dumpster Fires: A Mindfulness Coloring Book for the Politically Exhausted
Precision satire rendered in archival typography.
A wearable citation against unchecked power.
Printed to order. Ships in 3–5 business days.
Easy replacements for defects.
Are you politically exhausted? Spiritually fried? Mentally done?
Welcome to your new coping mechanism—one coloring page at a time.
Zen in the Time of Dumpster Fires is a satirical adult coloring book for those of us clinging to our last nerve while the news cycle spins out of control. Whether you're screaming into the void or wondering how we got from “a more perfect union” to “send in the space lasers,” this book is your invitation to unplug, laugh, rage, and reflect—through the magic of markers.
Inside you’ll find:
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🎭 Wickedly satirical illustrations of public figures, failed policies, and modern political absurdity
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🎨 Intricate mandalas and zentangles designed for stress relief, creative focus, or controlled chaos
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🧘 Snarky affirmations and irreverent mantras, perfect for a little cathartic coloring therapy
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🗑️ Clever jabs at bureaucracy, authoritarian vibes, and the sound of silence from those in power
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✍️ A space to reclaim your calm—without denying the dumpster fire around you
This book doesn’t take sides. It takes aim—at propaganda, performative leadership, and the gaslighting of the American public. If you’ve ever yelled at the TV, sighed at a headline, or fantasized about moving to a cabin with no Wi-Fi, you’ll feel right at home here.
⚠️ This is a satirical political coloring book intended for mature audiences. It contains exaggerated depictions of public figures and events for humorous and expressive commentary. Protected under the First Amendment. Viewer discretion advised.