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Melt the ICE — No Kings, No Exceptions

Precision satire rendered in archival typography.
A wearable citation against unchecked power.

$33.00 USD
ColorWhite

Printed to order. Ships in 3–5 business days.

Easy replacements for defects.

Old-world scrollwork. Gilded flourishes. Typography fit for decrees and empires.

And right in the center of it:

Melt the ICE.

This design takes the visual language of authority — royal crests, ornamental banners, ceremonial framing — and flips it. Power used to dress itself like this. Now resistance does.

It’s deliberate.
It’s confrontational.
It refuses to pretend that cruelty becomes acceptable when it’s dressed in policy or wrapped in a flag.

The heat in this piece isn’t subtle. It isn’t neutral. It isn’t meant to be.

You wear it because silence helps no one.
You wear it because accountability isn’t optional.
You wear it because frozen systems don’t thaw on their own.

Good Trouble & Co.
Civilly Disobedient Since 1974.

    Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; Ash color is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.

    Size guide

      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
    A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 85 88.8
    B) Width (cm) -0.2 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162.6
    B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81.3


      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
    A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.5 35
    B) Width (inches) -0.1 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 64
    B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 32


    Care Instructions

    General A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets
    Wash Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print
    Dry Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash
    Store Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors.

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