Requiem Caligula Americana Tee
Precision satire rendered in archival typography.
A wearable citation against unchecked power.
Printed to order. Ships in 3–5 business days.
Easy replacements for defects.
Power doesn’t end with applause.
It ends with consequences.
Requiem: Caligula Americana is not prophecy—it’s postmortem. A portrait of indulgence mistaken for strength, spectacle confused with rule, and empire reduced to appetite. The crown slips. The throne rots. The blood isn’t symbolic anymore.
This isn’t about a man.
It’s about a pattern.
When cruelty becomes entertainment, when ego replaces governance, when collapse is waved off as patriotism—this is what’s left. A ruler exposed. A nation scorched. A requiem playing on loop.
This shirt is armor.
You wear it beneath layers of denial.
You deploy it when people insist the damage was imaginary.
You keep it close when history starts repeating itself—again.
Because empires don’t fall all at once.
They bleed out in public.
Make. Good. Trouble.
Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; Ash color is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 | |
| B) Width (cm) | -0.2 | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 | |
| B) Width (inches) | -0.1 | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |