The Decline Will Be Televised Tee
Precision satire rendered in archival typography.
A wearable citation against unchecked power.
Printed to order. Ships in 3–5 business days.
Easy replacements for defects.
This isn’t entertainment. It’s a feedback loop.
The Decline Will Be Televised captures the moment when collapse stops being debated and starts being binge-watched. Uncle Sam slumps into his armchair, remote in hand, eyes fixed on a screen labeled Media Inputs—fed by cables tagged lies, bias, and propaganda. The walls crack. The flag sags. The room feels familiar.
This design isn’t about one channel or one outrage cycle. It’s about what happens when citizenship is replaced by consumption, when outrage becomes programming, and when decline is packaged as content—night after night, episode after episode.
The frame traps the viewer the same way the chair traps its subject. You’re not watching from the outside. You’re already in the room.
Wear it as a diagnosis.
Wear it as a warning label.
Or keep it covered—until someone says, “It’s not that bad.”
Because it didn’t arrive quietly.
It arrived with a remote control.
The Decline Will Be Televised.
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Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; Ash color is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 | |
| B) Width (cm) | -0.2 | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 | |
| B) Width (inches) | -0.1 | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |