The Passion of the Grift Tee
Precision satire rendered in archival typography.
A wearable citation against unchecked power.
Printed to order. Ships in 3–5 business days.
Easy replacements for defects.
This is what happens when faith is repackaged as merchandise.
The Passion of the Grift isn’t about belief—it’s about performance. Symbols stripped of meaning, devotion redirected upward, reverence confused with loyalty to power. The spectacle asks for obedience, not reflection. Applause, not accountability.
This shirt is armor.
You keep it under a jacket when you’re surrounded by people who mistake spectacle for sincerity.
You deploy it when religion is used as a prop, a shield, or a sales funnel.
Because belief should never be a brand strategy.
And faith should never be franchised.
Wear it when you refuse to confuse reverence with reverie, or power with providence.
Make. Good. Trouble.
Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; Ash color is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 | |
| B) Width (cm) | -0.2 | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 | |
| B) Width (inches) | -0.1 | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |